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#896901 11/30/2022 5:47 PM
by Deadstiffcatt
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#896969 Dec 1st a 03:27 PM
by Gordon Gray
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Originally Posted by MikeG
Perhaps they should throw a virgin into the volcano to appease the gods and make it stop.

You volunteering????πŸ˜‚

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#896916 Nov 30th a 08:02 PM
by ricochetrider
Hey Cat,
Isn’t moving from the fault line to the volcano zone pretty much going from the frying pan to the fire? πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
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#896907 Nov 30th a 06:31 PM
by Lannis
Originally Posted by MikeG
Its new real estate being created. Stake your claim now while the market is still hot....literally.

I suggest they just go with the flow......
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#896980 Dec 1st a 06:21 PM
by MikeG
That phone was no virgin.
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#896974 Dec 1st a 05:27 PM
by Lannis
Originally Posted by MikeG
Perhaps they should throw a virgin into the volcano to appease the gods and make it stop.

Yeah, like they're going to find one of THOSE in Hawaii .....
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#896994 Dec 1st a 08:37 PM
by Rocketman71
One volcano going off 15 miles away, and another one going off 30 miles away

Is that because of climate change? Asking for a friend.
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#897001 Dec 1st a 09:46 PM
by Irish Swede
Irish Swede
It goes like this...

The volcano starts blowing up, everyone in the village panics.
The hysteria is terrible, people running in circles,

The chief goes to the witch doctor: "What can we do to stop this?"

Witch doctor replies: "One thing never fails!"
Chief: ""what is it?"

"We sacrifice a seventeen-year-old VIRGIN to it!"

Chief: "Well, I guess we'll just have to get used to the noise!"
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#897320 Dec 6th a 12:02 AM
by Shane in Oz
Shane in Oz
Originally Posted by Chip H
Born again virgin,
in my coasting down hill years.

Not for hire.
I think you only get one shot at that, Celibate or chaste, perhaps.

As St Augustine is reputed to have said "Grant me celibacy and continence, but not just yet"
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