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You volunteering????😂

Hey Cat,
Isn’t moving from the fault line to the volcano zone pretty much going from the frying pan to the fire? 🔥🔥🔥🔥

I suggest they just go with the flow......

That phone was no virgin.

Yeah, like they're going to find one of THOSE in Hawaii .....

Is that because of climate change? Asking for a friend.

It goes like this...

The volcano starts blowing up, everyone in the village panics.
The hysteria is terrible, people running in circles,

The chief goes to the witch doctor: "What can we do to stop this?"

Witch doctor replies: "One thing never fails!"
Chief: ""what is it?"

"We sacrifice a seventeen-year-old VIRGIN to it!"

Chief: "Well, I guess we'll just have to get used to the noise!"

I think you only get one shot at that, Celibate or chaste, perhaps.

As St Augustine is reputed to have said "Grant me celibacy and continence, but not just yet"