Saw this old Yale ad and changed it up a bit for my taste....
When your motorcycle is down on its luck and you can’t go out without getting stuck ...
when you’re tired of the effort to make it run ....and in pushing it home you can see no fun ..
kick it aside is all I can say .... get rid of your troubles and go all the way, with a BSA
Harley Harley made of tin
Ride it out and push it in
Realize the fix you're in?
Get yourself an Indian!