Britbike forum Forums General discussion The Rod and Tappet Vintage trophy girls

Nice Porcupine

Damn, what a superstar! Find me a Hollywood actor nowadays that can even compare........The Greatest Generation!

What a relief .... real women in real gear on real machines instead of the brainless cheesecake bimbos using motorcycles as marital aids .... !

Lannis

Using a motorcycle as a marital aid!? Are you still on the opium?

Girls in or out of uniform are fine with me.

"Girls in or out of uniform are fine with me"
But preferably out presumably?

I like nothing better……….

I know, I know .... been there, done that many a time. It's a motorcycle list, so we've got to be all tolerant and modern and accepting and manly and adult, and NO dissenting opinions allowed or you're not in the club and you're just p!ssing in people's wheaties.

It's natural; we've long since run off any women that have EVER posted to this list in the last 22 years, so it's a boys-only club ....

.... and we sit around and smoke our cigars and compare pin-up posters and say "Hey, check out the casabas on THIS dame!" or "This one's got an arse like a 12 year old, hubba hubba!" or "I'd love to have that rack in MY trophy room!"

Yeah yeah. We ALL admit to ourselves in places we don't normally visit that Men as a species, all of them, will lie like big dogs (even when the truth would do better) about three things:

Fish we've caught
How fast we've gone on our motorcycles
Women we've had.

Too old, too many locker rooms, too many club smokers, too many hundreds of thousands of forum posts read, I suppose. Don't mind me. I'm just stating my opinion, like everyone else. Never will tell anyone else what to do.

Now I have to go back out to my shop and make sure that naked woman hasn't crawled back onto my Commando again. I've had to kick her out of there 100 times ....

Lannis

You wish eh?

Bunch of animals…….you all should be ashamed. 😇

DAWGS

Busted

100 times and no pics??? Why deprive us?!!!

I think her name is Rita.

Exactly !!

lookee at them Winkle Picker shoes on bloke in pic 1 look at arse on tart on BMW it looks like two coffee beans glued to a plank... the arse that is

Thank you Wade. Just looking at the number of views on this thread. Has to be the most popular thread on this forum eh wot Morgan? Never gets old for some reason. I mean back in the day when Abram and Sarai where on the road I heard she could stop a king in his tracks. Norton BSA or Triumph I wonder...

Again Thank you Wade

That's a brand new side valve(?) BSA single. We wouldn't have this picture if wasn't for the pretty lasses two up. Everything is perfect. The paint, the wheels, the tank, the carb, the fishtail silencer, the fenders and the dog in goggles on the tank! I love it. Thank God somebody took this picture!

How easy some people are fooled
They are the Debenham sisters trials riders extrodinaire back in their day.
And that is a BSA publicity shot , thus the showroom bike and perfect focus on the shot.
And if you look closely you can just see nancy's right foot is not on the rear peg as ther right leg viewed through the wheel goes almost strait down, not back parallel to the left leg and a tiny bit of her right boot firmly planted on the ground .
There is also the shadow of the rider's ( Mary ? ) foot showing at the junction of the exhaust pipe & muffler
They probably took 1/2 the day to set that one up .
Quite well done for the times when any retouching had to be done with a paint brush , dye & chlorine
Photo Shop sort of ruined things
The bike is also missing the rear number plate & tax disc.
From memory it is a model S twin port SV deluxe .

Looks like a pair of very heavy stretch slacks that are two sizes too small that the stylist spent nearly an hour stuffing the models flabby bits into without the G string underneath cutting the very young girl in 1/2 thus the need for the very long boots so her tiny legs could get to the ground .With 6' of body tape to drag her brest up so they poke out from under the jacket .
And I would rather not look at her buttocks thank you .

Much like magic once you have spent hours in a studio seeing how the illusions are done they sort of loose the tiny bit of apeal that they might have had to those who parents failed to bring their sons up as human beings .
If you came home to find one of the prints Andy Warhole did of Hos'e either with his genetalia swiinging in the breeze or thinly hidden under stretch tights on your kitchen fridge or on the wall of your daughter bedroom whould you conside it a bit of "art" as well ?

Buzz killer.

I don't know exactly what is wrong with you, but there is definitely something wrong. Your perception and thought process is off-kilter. Just putting that out there...mate.