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Spider records more abuse from Her Indoors #319357
06/20/10 8:55 pm
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It’s well known that the distaff side of the family does not always share the enthusiasm for old iron shown by us males. This gives plenty of opportunities for them to aim barbed comments in our direction which are often hard to rebut. After all we DO spend inordinate amounts of time and money on our hobby don’t we!!



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Re: Spider records more abuse from Her Indoors [Re: Grandad] #319358
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Dont have that problem My Rose loves my BSA.

Re: Spider records more abuse from Her Indoors [Re: kelvin] #319359
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Grandad, those two women look like they could be Graham and Shaun in drag! laughing What's going on?


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Re: Spider records more abuse from Her Indoors [Re: M Shearer] #319363
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I think that it's normally women that is normally endowed with larger posteriors. Duuno wot Grandad's thinking of...? crazy Maybe he's bin in the crypt too long.... eek

Yes!-Think that explains it! grin

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Re: Spider records more abuse from Her Indoors [Re: Britbodger R.I.P.] #319416
06/21/10 9:11 am
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Oi Bodger, Spider has been locked in the crypt so long he's having trouble remembering what women look like - so he's improvised - a bit like a bitsa motorbike!


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Re: Spider records more abuse from Her Indoors [Re: Grandad] #319451
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I haven't got that problem either.
I've got a Norton...







Ducks and runs

Re: Spider records more abuse from Her Indoors [Re: PBMW] #319520
06/21/10 8:35 pm
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Originally Posted By: PBMW
I haven't got that problem either.
I've got a Norton...







Ducks and runs


So, wot you're sayin' is, if you've got a Norton, you can't get no wimmin ?

smile


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Re: Spider records more abuse from Her Indoors [Re: M Shearer] #319521
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Originally Posted By: M Shearer
Grandad, those two women look like they could be Graham and Shaun in drag! laughing What's going on?


What's WORSE is that that's pretty obviously a BSA B31 or B33 that he's working on! This is an OUTrage!

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Re: Spider records more abuse from Her Indoors [Re: Lannis] #319524
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Originally Posted By: Lannis


What's WORSE is that that's pretty obviously a BSA B31 or B33 that he's working on! This is an OUTrage!

Lannis


Quite an *accurate* cartoon then ?

wink


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Re: Spider records more abuse from Her Indoors [Re: Graham Ham] #319536
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So, wot you're sayin' is, if you've got a Norton, you can't get no wimmin ?

smile [/quote]

The double negative implies that having a Norton ensures an adequate supply of female company. n'est ce pas Monsieur Jambon clap

Last edited by beezabryan1; 06/22/10 11:36 am. Reason: 'cos Grandad did not coreect my mis-spelling of ensures

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Re: Spider records more abuse from Her Indoors [Re: BeezaBryan] #319608
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Oi Bryan,
You are forgetting that Graham is writing in ‘Estuary’ English where double negatives are commonly used to infer a positive action!
For our American pals Estuary English is the local dialect used by those who live on both sides of the Thames Estuary (North Kent, South Essex and of course, East London) .
So to put it into the parlance, “He ain’t done nuffink wrong mate!”


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Re: Spider records more abuse from Her Indoors [Re: Grandad] #319610
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It is generally accepted that blokes who own BSA's could not get a root in a dog's brothel even with a chaff bag full of bones.

Small wonder then that they begin to fancy others of similar persuasion and depict their fellow deluded as feminine ?

The cheeriest aspect is that, unwholesome as their behaviour is, they cannot "beget" and our children shall perhaps then see the end of them ?


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Re: Spider records more abuse from Her Indoors [Re: Graham Ham] #319636
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Originally Posted By: Graham Ham
Originally Posted By: PBMW
I haven't got that problem either.
I've got a Norton...







Ducks and runs


So, wot you're sayin' is, if you've got a Norton, you can't get no wimmin ?

smile

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