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Spider reveals some ‘Prince of Darkness’ jokes #302753
03/12/10 9:29 pm
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Spider was surfing the web today when he discovered this list of jokes about The Prince of Darkness:

http://www.kitcar.com/articles-kitcar/humordept/lucas-prince.html

It seems that classic Brit cars suffer from similar electrical problems to those of classic bikes

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Re: Spider reveals some ‘Prince of Darkness’ jokes [Re: Grandad] #302755
03/12/10 9:51 pm
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Re: Spider reveals some ‘Prince of Darkness’ jokes [Re: JBMorris] #302771
03/13/10 12:07 am
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That's why the Cat and Fiddle Pub is so popular with bikers. It started when the Prince of Darkness commanded bikers always to park well up a hill


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Re: Spider reveals some ‘Prince of Darkness’ jokes [Re: t120mike] #302776
03/13/10 12:51 am
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I once saw a quote from Mr Lucas:
"A PROPER gentleman does not motor about at night"

it is entirely believable that he, in fact, could actually have
uttered these words.
laughing

Last edited by ricochetrider; 03/13/10 12:55 am.

"It is no measure of health, to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."

Re: Spider reveals some ‘Prince of Darkness’ jokes [Re: ricochetrider] #302789
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I hear that's why the Limeys are accustomed to drinking their beer and ale warm... Because Lucas also invented the refrigerator.


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Re: Spider reveals some ‘Prince of Darkness’ jokes [Re: Tom D. 67 Bonny] #302814
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No that was Ger - refridGERator...

Re: Spider reveals some ‘Prince of Darkness’ jokes [Re: Blapper] #302875
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Originally Posted By: Blapper
No that was Ger - refridGERator...

laughing laughing


"It is no measure of health, to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."


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