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#302753 - 03/12/10 9:29 pm Spider reveals some ‘Prince of Darkness’ jokes  
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Spider was surfing the web today when he discovered this list of jokes about The Prince of Darkness:

http://www.kitcar.com/articles-kitcar/humordept/lucas-prince.html

It seems that classic Brit cars suffer from similar electrical problems to those of classic bikes

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#302755 - 03/12/10 9:51 pm Re: Spider reveals some ‘Prince of Darkness’ jokes [Re: Grandad]  
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#302771 - 03/13/10 12:07 am Re: Spider reveals some ‘Prince of Darkness’ jokes [Re: JBMorris]  
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That's why the Cat and Fiddle Pub is so popular with bikers. It started when the Prince of Darkness commanded bikers always to park well up a hill


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#302776 - 03/13/10 12:51 am Re: Spider reveals some ‘Prince of Darkness’ jokes [Re: t120mike]  
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I once saw a quote from Mr Lucas:
"A PROPER gentleman does not motor about at night"

it is entirely believable that he, in fact, could actually have
uttered these words.
laughing

Last edited by ricochetrider; 03/13/10 12:55 am.

"It is no measure of health, to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."

#302789 - 03/13/10 2:49 am Re: Spider reveals some ‘Prince of Darkness’ jokes [Re: ricochetrider]  
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I hear that's why the Limeys are accustomed to drinking their beer and ale warm... Because Lucas also invented the refrigerator.


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#302814 - 03/13/10 7:12 am Re: Spider reveals some ‘Prince of Darkness’ jokes [Re: Tom D. 67 Bonny]  
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No that was Ger - refridGERator...

#302875 - 03/13/10 4:02 pm Re: Spider reveals some ‘Prince of Darkness’ jokes [Re: Blapper]  
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Originally Posted By: Blapper
No that was Ger - refridGERator...

laughing laughing


"It is no measure of health, to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society."


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