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#651489 - 05/05/16 6:55 am How Strange  
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All this chat about Facetube and the like, got me to thinking, and I'm curious to know why... crazy

As y'all know I have to kip in a truck down in deepest darkest French France, it's horrible, sooner have me tent any day. Just can't see to sleep in the bugger, so I've tried reading, to bore meself to sleep, but that don't work. Cos I only read motorcycle adventures, and magazines, and that gets me to thinking, which in turn keeps me awake.. mad

A few weeks back, I found a card for me Crab Peeler, that enables me to get the internet overseas, EXCEPT Belgium for some strange reason. Anyway, I got me a nice little golf game, I can play golf on it with someone from another country. All over the place they are, but just lately I've had TWO, count em, two Americans try to *Chat me up*... shocked

Nothing wrong with that, what with my looks and physique, I'd say I'm a great catch to the right person, only trouble was, these two were BLOKES. And worst of all, they were looking at the Cartoon of a Woman I've got as my player, on the game. So affectively, they're trying to make a date with a cartoon woman. And when I said, get a life, it's a bloody cartoon, they took um-bridge and were most upset, didn't tell em I'm a 400lb hairy arsed Truck driver... laughing

So is THAT what it's coming too these days, blokes trying to pick up a cartoon woman, whatever next.. shocked


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#651490 - 05/05/16 7:08 am Re: How Strange [Re: Kent Shaun]  
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Ha ha. Probably some displaced Prince from Indianiopia lor New Nijerseyjeeria
ooking for his personal utopia.
And you are "it", my man. bigt
You should be flattered, Shaun!
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#651491 - 05/05/16 7:19 am Re: How Strange [Re: ricochetrider]  
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I was SHOCKED I tells ya, Tom Bro Dude, I didn't even know that Golf game had a talking bit on it, it's a lot of buggering about, and if you don't take a shot quick, you lose the game. Perhaps they were trying to distract me..?

It does work though lad, after two games I'm in the land of nod, can't even play golf in the real World, don't like the way you have to hold them cues they play with. Just don't feel natural to me.. frown

Right, best I get packing, now what do I need... Maps of Mc Donalds around VA,NC,TN, me Sat nav, Cracker Barrel finder App, and that Green paper stuff... grin


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#652112 - 05/09/16 3:21 pm Re: How Strange [Re: Kent Shaun]  
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Wot, you have never heard of the "I love 400 pound hairy truckers posing as women fetish group"?
You are surely not tuned in to the internet age.

#652134 - 05/09/16 7:27 pm Re: How Strange [Re: Kent Shaun]  
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Sadly enough I'll bet if you google it you'll find just that sort of sight

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#652153 - 05/09/16 9:00 pm Re: How Strange [Re: Kent Shaun]  
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what exactly is "porn whore of the rings" anyway?


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#652212 - 05/10/16 7:50 am Re: How Strange [Re: Kent Shaun]  
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Those game sites are apparently one of the places pervs target little boys.... as well as truckers. There was a story of a bust just last week.


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#652645 - 05/13/16 9:29 am Re: How Strange [Re: Kent Shaun]  
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Hey Shaun,

I know where you're coming from because I remember when you were keen to share my tent with me for a week in Belgium not that many years ago!!!! All you did was bloody snore and we were called the "Honeyspooners" LOL.

Just saying man.

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#652654 - 05/13/16 11:24 am Re: How Strange [Re: Kent Shaun]  
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I've tried reading, to bore meself to sleep, but that don't work.

Ofcourse that don't work. Reading is exciting! We all should do it much more, and not just because of my profession laughing


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#652656 - 05/13/16 11:27 am Re: How Strange [Re: Kent Shaun]  
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better a cartoon woman than a yankee norton rider!


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#652658 - 05/13/16 11:33 am Re: How Strange [Re: Richrd]  
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Originally Posted By Richrd
better a cartoon woman than a yankee norton rider!


Hey!! you talkin about someone I know??


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